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"All the world's a stage;
and we are but merely players."

-- William Shakespeare


What I Do

  1. Eat
  2. Drink
  3. Sleep
  4. Make these pages¹
  5. And Occasionally Be Merry
Lemming Crisis Hotline
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WITH Mr.MEN !!! cutie factory cutie factory cutie factory cutie factory cutie factory
Point 3D Illusions (scroll it down for instructions) Point
Some Fractals
Fractals
More Fractals
LONG On-line Essay About Liberty
"To-Russian" Translator

LONGER On-Line Monologue about Surrealism
History Of Dreaming
Freud's Dream Interpretations And who Freud was...
Point Web-Comics Point

Hybrid Jam
at Mike and Fran's Silver Wedding

Anonymous Tip

| Avoid Injury ¦ *With Computers*... |


Or NOT... The latest on The Napster Case...
...as the case may be... Stuff on a Hacker's Rights...
Check out the underlining...
The Science Of TELEPORTATION ?!?
(By some CRAZY AMERICANS...)
Hijack-ware review (I didn't actually know this about Kazaa)
Destructions to online comics
Puzzles!
Animation news from AWM
Online Comics.net A Web-Comic Search Engine, use my Links instead?
Sick Joke Alert Have decided this is the only one I like.
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AnyBrowser.org AnyBrowser.net's campaign trail AnyBrowser.org

* Press For Adverts * AND a (depressing ?) story on Phone Advertising
Ninja Humour he he he...
Sounds like a job for Batman I think...
The Token Heavily Moody News
‘Sextrology’ Article: (explanation inside...)
Tyson The Skating Bulldog
W3C Validation
‘If I Could Teach One Thing...’
‘How NOT TO Apologise’
Skullz.org

[The Webtender]
(The lags on this may be weird...)

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Me On Quizilla (No, they're all sh*te)
FrEeeYeStRAiN
I am 43% Video Game Addict.
I Play a Few Video Games
I may play video games but they don’t rule my life. Good for me. But I should be careful not to fall in the grasp of the loving glow of the TV or monitor.
I am 31% Geek.
Geek? Yes, but at least I got social skills.
You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
My pirate name is:
Mad Jack Read
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education.Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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I am Good!
How evil are you?
Gaming Jesus

Text reads:
You are... Gaming Jesus!
You stalk young couples' tents to protect them from zombies,
play Sim City in the dirt when you get bored,
and can convert water into alcoholic beverages.

(Re-translated by me...)
Which 'Shaw Island' character are you?
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My inner child is sixteen years old

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair!
It's never been fair,
but while adults might just accept that,
I know something's gota change.
And it's gona change,
just as soon as I become an adult
and get some power of my own...
Ooo, the power...
How Old is Your inner child?
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Raver Bear

Raver Bear

I could sort of read it...
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Gay Bear

Gay Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Pig Pen

You are PigPen!

Which Peanuts Character Are You?
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Ben Bluestein

YES; I KNOW the type stinks BUT I can READ it...

Which 'Shaw Island' character are you?
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elfelf

You are Form 6, Elfin: The Wyld.
" ...and The Elfin saw the evil and misjudgement in the world
and shot her arrow at the sky;
...and bolts of lightning struck the earth and gave the world
balance and growth.

Some examples of the Elfin Form are Demeter (in Greek)
and Khepry (in Egyptian).
The Elfin is associated with the concept of growth and balance,

the number 6, and the element of water.
Her sign is the half moon
. As a member of Form 6, you are a very balanced individual.
You can easily adapt to most situations,
and you may be a good social chameleon.
You aren't afraid of changes in your life,
but sometimes you evolve too rapidly,
leaving others to think that you are leaving them behind.
Elfin are the best friends to have because they are open minded.

Which Mythological Form Are You?
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wine

Yeah yeah, I rock; Shut It!
Which Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
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Bubblegum Balls

You're bubblegum!!!
You love to have a good time,
and enjoy being around others
who feel the same way.
You tend to be the life of the party,
and people like to be around you as much as they can.

Which kind of candy are you?
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Pixie

You are a Pixie!
"The Pixies are a race of people who are not good enough for heaven, or bad enough for hell, so they are forced to stay on earth forever".
They often play tricks on people by stealing things or throwing things at them. At night they steal horses and bring them back before dawn leaving only tangled manes to show they were there...
They love dance, food and fun!!

Which Magical Creature are You?
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I Am:
Professor Drunk.
"...I' my be benefishhhullll...
...if 'ou try 'o work i' ow wiv 'errr...
"
Regardless of how bright you are sober,
you tend to spout out advice and
knowledge
when you are inhibriated.
A rare drunk type,
sometimes others are awed by your presence.

Which Kind of Drunk are You?
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Gemini Drinking style:

Geminis can drink without changing their behavior much;
they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes...
They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusions,
then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication,
like
puking in your shoe.
Geminis possess the magic ability to flirt successfully and
(infuriatingly, because it's very tricky)
with several people at once!!!
They like to order different cocktails every round
("repetition is boring")
and may create a theme (i.e. yellow drinks only e.g.: lager, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

Alcohoroscopes- what do the stars say about your drinking style?
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owl
Your soul is bound to the Fourth Totem,
Solomon: The Owl.

Solomon appears as an azure feathered owl.
He embodies Wisdom, Judgement, Reason,
and Stability
.
He is associated with the color
azure, the season of autumn,
and the element of
water.
His downfall is farsightedness.

You are most compatible with
Ravens and Monkeys.

Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You?
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Gonzo
You are the wild and crazy Gonzo.
Weirdo is the best word to describe you.
It's okay: you entertain yourself along with the people around you, which is a good thing.


Which muppet are you? (w/pics)
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Borderline

Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?

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Which Finding Nemo Character Are You?

You're NEMO, the tiny fish with big plans.
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Sixes are "a whole bunch of words":
harmony, friendship-driven, family-oriented,
loyal, reliable, loving,

and you adapt easily.
You do well in teaching and the arts,
but are often unsuccessful in business;
and are prone to gossip and complacency.

The Pythagoreans regarded six as the perfect number
because of lots of math things:
six is divisible by both two and three,
and was the sum as well as the product of the first three digits
(not including zero)...

What does your name and arithmacy say about you? (some simple knowledge of adding is required on your part)
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Marajuana
You do Pot or Hashish.
You are lazy and you have
an undying urge to eat and sleep
(You are the coolest of all druggies)

What is your favorite drug?
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If you only knew the power of the dark side.

"You do not know the power of the Dark Side."
There are two possibilities:
you are a Star Wars geek,
or you are unreasonably scary.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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The ULTIMATE personality test


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Spirograph©
You're a Spirograph!!
You're pretty tripped out,
even though you've been known to be a bit boring at times...
You manage to serve your purpose in life
while expending hardly any effort
(and are probably stoned to the gills all the while).

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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My Essay Footnote
¹ANY pages that I link to are there because I thought they were cool.
I doesn' t mean I endorse them For You " 'til death you part "...
P.S. All animated gifs used on this site I DO NOT have copyright over;
but that doesn't mean there isn't any copyright on them.
Where Possible I HAVE credited the Author...
And NO, I DON'T know who made the Lemmings Crisis Hotline graf. Soz.
BTW; The above border was intentional...
Pages round here do have Style sheets in, just for fun.
So if you're uing Netscape
IT WILL (probably) look different than when in IE.
* You Have Been Warned *
P.S. If the forms don't work, or you receive no reply, me addy's grubbyseismic@hotmail.com. Point at the writing hand.
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